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Summer funnies

June 13, 2012 by Amelia

Summer is in full swing, but I’m still working on finding my sea summer legs. On Monday I passed out on the couch before 8 p.m. However, the kids were wired. Why does it always work like that? While my writing brain tries to figure out this new summer schedule, I thought you might enjoy […]

Filed Under: Family, Funnies, LOL, T-Rex Tagged With: cat, funny, kids

Resolution: don't live like I drive

January 5, 2012 by Amelia

My husband doesn’t like my driving. I really can’t blame him. It’s not that I’m reckless, I’m just not that good at it. I tend to get distracted, writing stories in my head and people-watching other drivers. Is he picking his nose or just adjusting his glasses? Is she really putting on her lipstick while […]

Filed Under: faith in action, Funnies, Story Girl Tagged With: Circle of Friends, faith, funny

Life's Parade

November 1, 2011 by Amelia

Last Friday T-Rex had his first school party which included a costume parade. Later that day, Little Miss was asking T-Rex how his party and parade went.  He replied rather disgustedly, “For the parade we just marched through all the classrooms and around the building!!” His tone of voice totally said, “It was lame, that […]

Filed Under: Funnies, T-Rex

First kisses and art

September 29, 2011 by Amelia

Kedron and I have enjoyed hearing the stories come home from school recently. Little Miss has a very good friend who happens to be a boy. He’s super sweet and apparently has a crush on her. The other day she came home from school and announced, “K told me he loved me and kissed me […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, LOL, motherhood, T-Rex Tagged With: art, family, funny, kids, kissing, parenting

First Day stories

September 6, 2011 by Amelia

I’ve never heard T-Rex giggle so much. Ever. Apparently it was a great first day of school. How could it not be? We started out with blueberry pancakes topped with strawberries! T-Rex didn’t say hardly a word at breakfast and gulped his pancakes down so fast. Little Miss had to be constantly reminded to stop […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, motherhood, T-Rex Tagged With: family, kids, motherhood, parenting, school

How Kedron Survived Me

June 20, 2011 by Amelia

Next week Kedron and I will celebrate our 14th wedding anniversary, and it’s a miracle – not that we made it to 14, but that he survived the first few years. I was young, and trying so hard to be a “good wife” based on this ideal I had in my head. Sadly, my attempts […]

Filed Under: Funnies, The Narrator Tagged With: family, funny, husband, marriage, newlyweds

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