• Skip to main content

Amelia Rhodes

Ministry Leader, Author, Speaker

  • Home
  • Contact

Funnies

How to get an iPhone without really trying

March 16, 2011 by Amelia

I heard the key turn in the front door at lunchtime yesterday, and I quickly scanned the room for something to inflict pain on whoever was trying to get in since Ked is the only other person with a key and I wasn’t expecting him. Fortunately, no weapons of mass pain could be found since […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Story Girl, The Narrator Tagged With: funny, iphone, technology

Honest Truth

January 31, 2011 by Amelia

If you ever want to know the honest truth about something, ask a 4-6 year old. I got my hair cut and colored last week for my birthday. The stylist also showed me how to make this curly, frizzy mop on top sleek, shiny and smooth. Of course, when I attempt to straighten my hair […]

Filed Under: Funnies, LOL, motherhood, T-Rex Tagged With: funny, hair, kids, kindergarten, legos, million dollar moment, motherhood, parenting

Spinning and breathless

January 17, 2011 by Amelia

In my attempt to make these long winter months as fun as possible, I’ve taken the kids sledding twice this past week. The first trip out was to a good friend’s house. T-Rex had a minor mishap with a tree, but quickly got back on the horse – er sled, although he’s still rightfully concerned […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, million dollar moments, T-Rex, Uncategorized Tagged With: kids, sledding, snow, winter

The guide to little brothers

January 11, 2011 by Amelia

I have a little brother whom I love dearly. I am also married to a little brother and I’m parenting a little brother. As I’ve been raising a little brother over the past four years, I’ve come to understand my own brother and my husband a little bit better. I’ve also come to realize that […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, LOL, motherhood, T-Rex Tagged With: family, funny, kids, little brothers, million dollar moment, motherhood, stories

Knocked Over!

January 4, 2011 by Amelia

A reference to the movie Despicable Me, an untimely meeting with a large wooden beam, and the realization I need to listen. All in one great fall!

Filed Under: faith in action, LOL, Story Girl Tagged With: despicable me, faith, funny, holy spirit, listening, movies

mini me

November 12, 2010 by Amelia

She’s turning into me. With a vengeance. With a double portion. At an earlier age. I’m scared. For me. Scene 1 – yesterday, leaving for Bible study. I’m wearing jeans, a long sweater, and ballet flats with no socks. Little Miss looks at me and says, “Just so you know, Mom, your feet are going […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, million dollar moments, motherhood

  • « Go to Previous Page
  • Page 1
  • Page 2
  • Page 3
  • Page 4
  • Page 5
  • Page 6
  • Interim pages omitted …
  • Page 12
  • Go to Next Page »

Copyright © 2025 · Author Pro on Genesis Framework · WordPress · Log in