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the seductive peach

August 7, 2010 by Amelia

While my mom and I were canning peaches the other day, in between bites of juicy peach off the pit, I started thinking about the fruit of the original sin.  For some reason, we always attach an apple to that first sin in the Garden of Eden, but I’m not sure that’s quite right. Apples […]

Filed Under: faith in action, Funnies Tagged With: cooking, faith, peaches

Drama bandage

August 6, 2010 by Amelia

#13 Million Dollar Moment Little Miss tends to over exaggerate. I have no idea where she gets it from *cough* but I think she’ll be a great storyteller someday. In fact, we’re so used to her drama exaggeration that last summer we didn’t realize she had a fractured arm for a week because she made […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, million dollar moments Tagged With: family, grandparents, kids, million dollar moment

Floating Farm

August 5, 2010 by Amelia

#12 Million Dollar Moment My dad is a magician/juggler/clown. My father-in-law is a magician/juggler/storyteller. I can do ventriloquism. My husaband and I and all 3 of our brothers can juggle. His sister can do mime. We all (including the mothers) know how to properly manipulate a puppet and at least twist a balloon dog. Therefore, […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, LOL, million dollar moments, T-Rex Tagged With: funny, grandparents, kids, million dollar moment

An Ode to the Cold Salad

July 31, 2010 by Amelia

Oh cold salads. How I love you in the summers. How do I love you all? Let me count the ways. 1. You make summer parties a snap. Like a few weeks ago when The Narrator requested a family lunch after the triathlon on his birthday. I assembled you all a day or two ahead […]

Filed Under: Funnies, motherhood, recipes Tagged With: cooking, motherhood, picnics, salads, summer

Tickle Fest

July 16, 2010 by Amelia

One recent evening, Little Miss was sitting on my lap and we were having a tickle fest. She’s never been one to sit and cuddle; even as a baby she was always on the go, constantly wiggling and moving. So tickling has been our method of “cuddling.” I paused in the tickle fest and began […]

Filed Under: Little Miss Sunshine, LOL, million dollar moments, motherhood, The Narrator Tagged With: kids, motherhood, parenting, tickle

Blueberries this way

July 14, 2010 by Amelia

I’m kind of addicted to picking blueberries. And eating them. I’ve gone blueberry picking 3 times this month. I never knew what I was missing! My second blueberry picking trip was with my Mom and Little Miss Sunshine. Unlike our first picking trip, the day was clear and sunny and gorgeous. The blueberries had plumped […]

Filed Under: Funnies, Little Miss Sunshine, LOL, million dollar moments, motherhood Tagged With: berry picking, blueberries, kids, motherhood

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